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| kaai - Ej medlem längre | 2009-01-27 14:44 | |
 | INGET spöar CHUCK NORRIS, oavsett så hinner han före med allt, gör allt bättre, och överlever alla attacker, och det gör han 3 gånger om! | |
| SylviaPlath - Ej medlem längre | 2009-01-27 14:45 | |
| Ptv? media.urbandictionar...-1 8187.jpg | |
| NightRanger - Ej medlem längre | 2009-01-27 14:45 | |
| min favorit är när han spirnger upp på ryggen och åfr ner motståndarn me ben och håller kvar benen över halsen på motståndarn när dom ligger ner haha svårt att förklara me nice | |
| Fånmåne - Ej medlem längre | 2009-01-27 14:47 | |
| Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer. Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone. The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake. | |
| SylviaPlath - Ej medlem längre | 2009-01-27 14:48 | |
| Ha ha! Nr 2. Så underbart patetiskt...:) | |
| NightRanger - Ej medlem längre | 2009-01-27 14:52 | |
| Chuck Norris can divide by zero When Chuck Norris does pushups. He doesn't actually pushes himself up, he pushes the earth down Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. | |
| Ond_Kanin_ - Ej medlem längre | 2009-01-27 14:53 | |
| se.youtube.com/watch...Sy efxximds Sådärja | |
| NightRanger - Ej medlem längre | 2009-01-27 14:53 | |
| A handicap spot sign doesn't mean it belongs to handicapped people. The parking spot belongs to Chuck Norris, and the sign is a warning of what will happen to you if you steal his spot! | |
| SylviaPlath - Ej medlem längre | 2009-01-27 14:54 | |
| Men! Chucken är inte riktiga Chucken utan det påmålade skägget. | |
| ANDERStG | 2009-01-27 14:55 | |
 | Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck,t o remind the crew once more that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away. Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. | |
| ANDERStG | 2009-01-27 14:56 | |
| Oj, det var ett lite våldsamt urval. | |
| NightRanger - Ej medlem längre | 2009-01-27 14:58 | |
| det var Conan OBrien sägs det som gjorde så folk upptäckte Chuck Norris Skämten | |
| NightRanger - Ej medlem längre | 2009-01-27 14:58 | |
| inte jag menar många upptäckte dom skämten genom han | |
| NightRanger - Ej medlem längre | 2009-01-27 14:59 | |
| en stor inspitation iallafall | |
| stekis | 2009-01-27 15:05 | |
 | If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. | |
| FattigLapp | 2009-01-27 15:17 | |
| The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris. och så finns det ju citat om andra t ex Mr. T ... Mr. T scared the black out of Michael Jackson. While filming Rocky III, Mr. T punched Sylvester Stallone so hard Sly spoke clearly for a week. Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their hall of stone, Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne, Twenty rings to make Mr. T look cool, Upon them inscribed, "I pity the fool." There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk. | |
| roggi | 2009-01-27 15:35 | |
| Det var längesedan jag såg Conan OBrien men det var ju rätt roligt med alla sporadiska Chuck Norris klipp:) | |
